5/31/2023 0 Comments We re gonna save the world tonight![]() He’s never had the machine pushing him and he didn’t need it, he got him here, and he’ll get him to the world title whether anybody likes it or not. He talked his way in the door, lied and cheated, while Sammy had to grind on the indies for ten years, working at Whataburger and Subway, and when he finally got here he was told he was just going to be the Inner Circle’s job boy, but now he’s a champion three-times over. Sammy tells him to shut up before he re-circumcises him, and tells him he talks too much. Friedman says the company does revolve around him, because unlike them, he’s a star. This entire place revolves around MJF, and the first step in changing that is taking the world title from him. ![]() After that their lives went in different directions, with MJF getting every opportunity in the book, while Jungle Boy was stuck on Dark for the rest of the year.įriedman’s never been on Dark, he’s never been on Elevation, and he’s never even been on Rampage, and there’s an entire locker room full of men and women who bust ass for sixty seconds on the show while Max gets twenty minutes to do the same hokey bullshit he’s done for the past four years. Jungle Boy tells him to shut up and says the last time they fought one-on-one was at Double or Nothing 2020 and they went back and forth for almost 20 minutes in the Florida heat until Max cheated, like always, and he won. All three demand a title match at the same time! MJF has a meltdown and tells the three of them they’re ruining his re-Bar Mitzvah and he asks what they want. Hava Negila plays and a bunch of dudes come to the ring with a chair to lift Max up and dance appropriately. His was great, he lost his V-Card, but after he tapped Bryan Danielson out to become the undisputed best professional wrestler in the world, he’s no longer merely a man, now he’s Iron Man! And in his religion, the only one that matters, Judaism, under the eyes of his lord hashem, when a boy turns 13 he gets bar mitzvah’d. He mocks the crowd for thinking Bret Hart was entertaining and claims Shawn Michaels was better, and says we’re here to celebrate the most important day in recorded history, his birthday. He gets on the mic as blue and white streamers rain down on the ring. Maxwell Jacob Friedman gets a proper introduction as the Bar Mitzvah Man, decked out in gold houndstooth and with four pretty ladies in black cocktail dresses accompanying him to the ring. You fear it, but me, I’m just here to liveblog this here pro wrestling show for you, folks. The shock ripping through, it all hits the floor. Taking a look, your past is the weight that takes hold of your brain same as before. It will be below this line here.ĪEW DYNAMITE RESULTS AND LIVE BLOG FOR MAR. and more!Ĭome right back here at 8 pm ET when the Dynamite live blog kicks off once the show starts on TNT. ![]() Here’s a place to check results and comment along with a new episode of AEW Dynamite, airing tonight at 8 pm ET on TNT.Ĭheck out our Wednesday morning preview post to get caught up on what led up to, and what we’re looking forward to on, tonight’s show.ĪEW will be at Canada Life Centre in Winnipeg, Manitoba with three championship matches: House of Black defends the Trios titles against The Elite & Jericho Appreciation Society, Orange Cassidy puts the newly renamed International belt up against Jeff Jarrett, and TBS champ Jade Cargill invites any Canadian woman to challenge her! Plus, World champion MJF celebrates his re-Bar Mitzvah, The Outcasts speak, QTV debuts with new TNT champ Powerhouse Hobbs.
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